Cop

Cop's. Why do cop's have to be #$@*'s!!! Did you drop your rattle when you were a baby?!?! And it still rattles you today?! Did you get your toys taken away when you were a kid?! And it still toys with you today?! Do all the other cops call you "fatso"?! Do you have a short fuse? A top to blow? An unhappy wife? A #@*ty life?! Don't take it out on me!!!!!!